When's it on?
Mickey and Buster are the airport's long-serving in-house paparazzi duo. But time has taken its toll and the boys have lost their knack of snapping glamourous faces from the world of entertainment.
Precious Little runs the airport's customer coffee kiosk. Unfortunately, circumstances apparently beyond her control necessitate having to regularly shut up shop ever so slightly early.
Armed with no geographical knowledge whatsoever and a racist commitment to lock down UK borders and keep undesirables like Scottish people out, Chief Immigration Officer Ian Foot will stop at nothing to keep his land and country safe.
Fearghal is convinced he's the finest member of cabin crew to ever mince through the aisle of an Our Lady Air flight, and he's determined to bag the airline's highly coveted Golden Trolley award for steward of the year.
Omar is FlyLo's unscrupulous main man, and he's grafted long and hard to cut corners and become the nation's eighth favourite low-cost airline.
Busybody Moses is Great British Air's Executive Passenger Liaison Officer. He likes nothing more than delighting the airline's first class, business class and VIP passengers with puns, a complimentary glass of orange juice and a free flick through the tabloid press.
Taaj is one of FlyLo's troubleshooting ground staff, but has his sights firmly set on becoming a blockbusting movie director.
Melody and Keeley are the gritty-glam faces of FlyLo's check-in. Shamelessly insulting passengers with zero tact and lip-gloss smiles, their service is as low-budget as the no-frills airline they work for.